सरदारजी ट्रक चलाउन छोडेर हिरा जौहरीको पसलमा गहनाको "सेल्सम्यान" बनेछ । एक दिन साहु नभएको बेला एउटा ठूलै ग्राहकसँग भनाभन भएछ र सरदारजीले "जाओ जहन्नुम मेँ ---!" भनेछ । यो कुरो साहुसम्म पुग्यो ।
"अरे बेवकूफ, वो तो हमारा सबसे भि आई पी कष्टमर है; माफी मागो उनसे ।
सरदारले त्यो ग्राहकलाई फोन गर्यो ।

"हेलो!"
"हेलो, खान साब हैँ घर पर?"
"बोलो, खान ही हूँ ।"
"मैँ हिरा जौहरीके यहाँसे बोल रहा हुँ जी । कल आपको कहा था न मैँने 'जाओ जहन्नुम मेँ ---!'? "
"हाँ! तो क्या?"
"तो मत जाना भाई!"

:-) nice one.

Sardarji is travelling in a train. In the car that he is in, there is only other passenger, an old white woman.
After 10 minutes, sardarji starts crying. At first the woman doesn't care. But sardarji continues crying. She thinks may be this crazy asian has some big problem and it is not good to interrupt his privacy. She sees him crying next morning and whole day. In the stations where train stopped the women goes out and buys food but sardarji doesn't go out. He sits in his seat and keeps on crying.
Finally on the third day she couldn't stop herself.
"You are crying since the day before yesterday. What happened to you? Can I help?"
Sardarji raises his head at last and says, crying,
" I have been riding in the wrong train since last three days."